At the airport...

Do you speak English?
Yes

-Name?
Abdul al-Rhazib

-Sex?
Three to five times a week

-No, no. I mean male or female?
Yes, male, female, sometimes camel...

-Holy cow!!!
Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general

-But, isn´t that hostile?
Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style.

-Oh dear!
No, no. Deer run too fast.